We’re gamers. We just want to get that clear right off the bat. If you happen to be a sixty year old grandma who’s dedicated to at least one Wii Fit session a day and loves Nintendo’s little white box more than a box of Cadbury’s favourites then we’re not talking to you. We’re talking to those of you who went and bought a high-definition TV to enhance your gaming experience. Who have their house running on wireless so all their consoles can go online with ease. That were there when the SNES was carving it up and delivering the greatest games the 2D era had to offer. We’re talking to gamers.
Is Nintendo dead to us? Do they even care?
We were at the E3 briefing this year, and we seemed out of place. While the usual rabble of Nintendo freaks stood up and applauded every breath Reggie and co. took, hard-ons barely concealed under XXXXL Mushroom Kingdom fan-shirts, we sat in shock and disappointment. The word that terrified us, that rocked us to our bones, was ‘evergreen.’
We had honestly expected some good announcements. Nintendogs for Wii, we thought, was a shoe-in. Maybe another Zelda might’ve been announced, or a couple of character spin-off genre titles for the likes of Luigi and Yoshi that would tickle our nostalgia bone just right. Nintendo were – and are – just raking in the cash right now, surely there is no better time to sit back and just deliver some great games?
Instead we were told to fuck off. Those weren’t the exact words that were used, but if you look up ‘evergreen’ in the Gamer’s Dictionary you may very well find that to be the definition.
For those not in the know, Nintendo’s evergreen policy basically states that while consumers are still buying a game, there is no need to make a sequel. They happily paraded games like Nintendogs, Super Mario Bros and Mario Kart Wii about, gloating about how they continue to sell every single day, and substantial amounts too. They went on to suggest that was the way forward for their business model, to create a title and then let it just get picked up by more and more people as they buy into the console.